Found these while stumblingupon again……Maybe chaat for some….;)
Q: What does the Little Mermaid wear to math class?
A: An algebra.
Q: What is the shape of a dead parrot?
A: A polygon.
Q: Why did the mathematician-dentist name is son Pi?
A: Because everyone knows pi is transcendental.
Q: What’s the difference between a PhD in Mathematics and a large pizza.
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
=> Math problems? Call 1-800-[4-x(2 pi)2]-sin(b)/xy.
Theorem: A cat has nine tails. Proof: No cat has eight tails. A cat has one more tail than no cat. Therefore, a cat has 8+1=9 tails. QED.
The ark lands after the Flood. Noah lets all the animals out, saying, “Go and multiply.” Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals. All are doing fine except a pair of snakes. “What’s the problem?” asks Noah. “Cut down some trees and let us live there,” say the snakes. Noah follows their advice. Several more weeks pass. Noah checks on the snakes again. Lots of little snakes crawl over the earth, and everybody is happy. Perplexed, Noah asks, “Want to tell me how the trees helped?” “Certainly,” say the snakes. “We’re adders, and we need logs to multiply.”
You know you’re a mathematician if you’ve ever wondered how Euler pronounced Euclid.