Jokes ….

Was randomly browsing the net when i came across the following:

MUNNA BHAI
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Sardar Jokes:
Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in intel. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks

Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai.” Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.

Dear Mr. Singh—–pyare singh sahab

You do not meet—-aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement—-humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance—-ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.

No phone call —-phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained—-bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks—-aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya

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