Was randomly browsing the net when i came across the following:
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
Bhai, gaadi hai.
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai.” Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.
Dear Mr. Singh—–pyare singh sahab
You do not meet—-aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement—-humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance—-ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.
No phone call —-phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained—-bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks—-aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya